Monday, January 07, 2008

Thought of the Day: The Only Reason Sandra Lee Has a Show


...is her camel toe. Or somewhere in Lubbock, there's a housewife buying a lot of taco seasoning packets, gallons of Stoli and grape juice for "cocktails", and hot glue sticks for "tablescapes". The combination artifice and processed wretchedness of this show is....stunning. Okay, so perhaps it isn't just the "toe".






8 comments:

dchartier said...

ROGANISTA - This is great.

Tia Nguyen said...

LOL. I totally agree! :)

Food Rockz Man said...

YIKES . . . you really didn't need to take us there . . . Sandra Lee's camel toe?!?!?! I didn't even know she sported a camel toe. I don't WANT to know that she sports a camel toe. I can't stand the woman's show . . . for all the obvious reasons . . . the camel toe not being obvious to me . . . YIKES!!!!!!

ROGANISTA said...

ooopsies!! perhaps you were blinded by the tablescapes that you didn't see it? how about this, pretend you didn't see the words CAMEL and TOE together...

Anonymous said...

She is a wonderful woman, maybe you should take a look at your own miserable lives and quit bringing other people down!

Anonymous said...

She's got tits, looks and personlality. Four things you probably lack.

P said...
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ROGANISTA said...

@Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAA!!! That IS awesome and only three things you list, unless you count tits twice! I must say, however, for an overweight black man, mine are huuuuuuge!

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